Comedy Rock! by Dummy

"Our company’s deepest sympathies go out to all who have been impacted by coronavirus outbreaks throughout the world. These are challenging times for everyone, but our company’s 134-year history assures us of one thing: We, our people, and the communities we proudly call home will rebound, just as we have after every other global crisis. We will all emerge stronger, more resilient and more united than ever. "
-Discontinuous Innovation Inc.

While the world may seem like a terrifying place, just remember one thing, Discontinuous Innovation Inc. will always be there for you. Pandemics, weddings, bar mitzvahs; one thing will remain true, DI Inc. will never be more then 3 feet from you. During these times of uncertainty we put our finest minds together to come up with an essential product for the entire globe. While we were urged to put further production of Audio Cassette Tape Products on hold to manufacture "N-95" masks, we felt this product was far more important.

Without further ado: Dummy's "Comedy Rock!"

With an entire populous experiencing the crushing effects of loneliness during self-isolation; the "universal language of laughter" or "comedy", perpetually unites us as one.

The mastermind behind this timely product is none other then Sean Albert, Minnesota's wealthiest entrepreneur. Sean has continuously had his finger on the pulse. His impressive resume of work only solidifies this fact. Household names such as: Belly Jelly, Skull Cult, & QQQL may ring a bell; all of which include Albert's involvement.

We here at Discontinuous Innovation Inc. are absolutely honored to be working with Albert on this opportune product. "Comedy Rock!" is our finest product to date and may single-handedly prevent the collapse of the U.S. economy. Be sure to thank Mr. Albert later!

"Comedy Rock! : Just laugh it off!"

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