Hail Satan by Conan The Accountant

"...you should give this a shot, even if you are unacquainted with bizarro experimental noise-ish stuff. It’s odd, but unequivocally fascinating..."

-Everything Is Noise

"...17 tracks that dive deep into his improvisational and experimental approach...splicing together specific moments... into totally new compositions...all adding to the unique tonality of the album."

-ReGen Magazine

I created the tracks on "Hail Satan" by splicing the recordings of my recent live performances at The Gutter, Boshi's Place, Bridge & Tunnel Brewery, and Caffeine Underground into 17 new compositions. I also picked up some ambient crowd sounds by accident, so I worked those in from time to time too, because I felt like it.

Hope you like it! Although it's fine if you don't. I get it.

Tracklist

1.	Even The Devil Wants My Autograph	2:52

2.	Bob The Barbarian	3:17

3.	Gray Magick	3:22

4.	Spaghetti Western Medicine	3:37

5.	Misanthropic And Lycanthropic	4:20

6.	Leather Sunglasses	2:52

7.	Postcards From Uranus	2:47

8.	Wednesday’s Vibe	2:12

9.	Spidersilk Pajamas	3:47

10.	Good Clown, Bad Clown	2:56

11.	The Ungrateful Dead	3:20

12.	Happily Ever After, Like Romeo And Juliet	2:14

13.	Black Marbled Frostfrog	3:31

14.	Astral Quarterly Projections	3:37

15.	Sammy Hagar Searches For The Fabled Second Way To Rock	2:15

16.	Alien Abduction Insurance	3:14

17.	I Can’t Tell You Anything	3:01

Credits

released January 11, 2026

Music:

Ben Fitts - Guitar, pedals, vocals, whistling, harmonica, kazoo, production, mixing/mastering

Album Art:
Gabrielle Dana: Photography
Ben Fitts: Photo Editing

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