Broken at Best
It's rumored the songwriter Broken at Best lost his mind living in the arctic for 7 years, surviving on a diet of wood chips from his beloved guitar, Betsy. He eventually tamed and rode a polar bear to safety to record his debut album. He now returns each year to play a memorial show for Betsy, accompanied by the polar bear on tambourine, making it the only other official member of Broken at Best.